Dear Java,

I don’t want to catch your exceptions. I’d rather have my program crash and burn with a segfault (1), but I’m not wrapping every piece of code in try-catch. Do or do not crash, there is no try.

(1) - not possible with automatic memory management but a great figure of speech.

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3. programmingthomas said: I now have shortcuts set up in most of my editors to add in the try{}catch{} code because I get so bored of writing it. I had about thirty lines of code that had to be surrounded by about ten try{}catch{} blocks because of different Exception types.
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